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20 hours ago, Logan.1179 said:

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An MIT student spent an entire summer going to the Harvard football field every day wearing a black and white striped shirt, walking up and down the field for ten or fifteen minutes throwing birdseed all over the field, blowing a whistle and then walking off the field. At the end of the summer, it came time for the first Harvard home football team, the referee walked onto the field and blew the whistle, and the game had to be delayed for a half hour to wait for the birds to get off of the field. The guy wrote his thesis on this, and graduated.

 

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2 hours ago, mattingly said:

 

An MIT student spent an entire summer going to the Harvard football field every day wearing a black and white striped shirt, walking up and down the field for ten or fifteen minutes throwing birdseed all over the field, blowing a whistle and then walking off the field. At the end of the summer, it came time for the first Harvard home football team, the referee walked onto the field and blew the whistle, and the game had to be delayed for a half hour to wait for the birds to get off of the field. The guy wrote his thesis on this, and graduated.

 


    The Harvard vs. M.I.T. feud is based on the fact that Harvard produces Politicians and lawyers, while M.I.T. produces satellites with death dealing lasers and explosives that can crack the Earth’s crust....and they can’t decide which one is the most dangerous.

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5 hours ago, Lawnmower Boy said:

Expectations much? Look, we can't all get elected to high public office!


      That’s for the larger ‘holes.  The lesser ‘holes get elected to local school boards, State Senates, Town councils, Home Owner Associations and the like.   A real and for true ‘hole will always find its place in the world.

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On 11/26/2021 at 9:25 AM, Tjack said:

The Harvard vs. M.I.T. feud is based on the fact that Harvard produces Politicians and lawyers, while M.I.T. produces satellites with death dealing lasers and explosives that can crack the Earth’s crust....and they can’t decide which one is the most dangerous.

 

Back in engineering school, they'd say that the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers is that the first builds weapons; the second builds targets.

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