Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 22, 2023 Report Share Posted May 22, 2023 They're currently excavating the largest known dinosaur tibia to date. Apparently, it's a real shindig. wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 22, 2023 Report Share Posted May 22, 2023 Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 22, 2023 Report Share Posted May 22, 2023 I would like to echo the sentiment of the gentlebeing above. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 23, 2023 Report Share Posted May 23, 2023 This story actually happened tonight. Tonight, Lady P made her most excellent meatloaf. As we were eating, I told her, "This is really good. I give it two stars out of three." "Only two?" "Well, for meatloaf two out of three ain't bad." wcw43921, slikmar and BoloOfEarth 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slikmar Posted May 23, 2023 Report Share Posted May 23, 2023 Ok, first, I love that pun and Lady P must have the patience of Job, like Lady S to put up with you for as long as she has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 23, 2023 Report Share Posted May 23, 2023 Just now, slikmar said: Ok, first, I love that pun and Lady P must have the patience of Job, like Lady S to put up with you for as long as she has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 23, 2023 Report Share Posted May 23, 2023 (edited) Post moved to Quote of the Week From My Life thread, where I meant to write it. Edited May 24, 2023 by tkdguy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 24, 2023 Report Share Posted May 24, 2023 If someone came up to me and said " De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da," I'd call The Police! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 24, 2023 Report Share Posted May 24, 2023 Have you heard about that new game "Silent Tennis"? It's just like regular tennis, except without the racket. wcw43921 and tkdguy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 24, 2023 Report Share Posted May 24, 2023 1 hour ago, Pariah said: Have you heard about that new game "Silent Tennis"? It's just like regular tennis, except without the racket. You'd have to disallow all that grunting so many players make. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 25, 2023 Report Share Posted May 25, 2023 A traveling salesman offered me a deal on a coffin. I told him that's the last thing I need. Pariah, tkdguy and Ockham's Spoon 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 I discovered that the hardest thing about learning to walk on stilts is the ground. Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 Who brings people their letters in the Star Wars universe? The Mailmandalorian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 My doctor told me I'm going deaf. That was difficult to hear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 You have to be careful if you date a professional assassin or a sniper. Never ask them to take you out..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 I said to my wife this morning, "Why do we always argue about everything?" She replied, "Well, if I agreed with you, then we'd both be wrong." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 7 hours ago, death tribble said: You have to be careful if you date a professional assassin or a sniper. Never ask them to take you out..... I saw an exchange like that in a similar thread once. Her: "I'm here to take you out." Me: "Date, or assassination?" Her: "Let's start with coffee and see where it goes." Me: "That's fair." Ockham's Spoon and Logan D. Hurricanes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 I would marry that person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 Procrastination is totally a good thing. You always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today. Christougher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 "Take out" means so many things. Could be going on a date. Could be killing someone. Could be dinner. Could be all three at once if you are a praying mantis. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 22 minutes ago, Logan D. Hurricanes said: Procrastination is totally a good thing. You always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today. The better one is at procrastination, the less one has to be good at anything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 A guy walked into a pet store and asked the cashier, " Can I get a dozen eggs?" "I'm sorry, sir, we don't have eggs." "Okay," the guy said, and walked out of the store. The next day the same guy walked into the store and asked, "Can I get a dozen eggs?" "Look, I told you yesterday that we don't have any eggs." "Okay," he said and walked out of the store. The next day, the same guy want back into the pet store and asked, "Can I get a dozen eggs?" "I'm getting really tired of your crap. We do not have any eggs, and if you come back in here again asking for eggs, I will hit you with a golf club." "Okay," and he left the store. The next day, the same guy walked back into the store and asked, "Can I get a seven iron?" The cashier seemed confused. "This is a pet store. Why in the world would we have a seven iron?" "You don't have any golf clubs?" "No, I don't have any golf clubs." "Okay. Can I get a dozen eggs?" Ockham's Spoon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 What kind of bird has feathers, but can't fly? Spoiler A dead bird. mattingly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 (edited) A kiwi…which is ironic as NZ put it as a symbol on their national Air Force. Edited May 28, 2023 by Bazza Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Spoiler One. Spoiler They're not funny, they're efficient. wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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