BobGreenwade Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners I just got off the phone with my ex-wife. And her lawyer. What do you think you're going to be able to do to me?Sounds like Shadow Watcher: "You think you scare me? I'm a widower with three teenage daughters." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners R:rolleyes::rofl: That was sooooo Corny that I forgot to laugh. Can somebody come up with an original one liner that is not a cartoon Copy before I upchuck my lunch?:sick::sick::sick: "If your superpower is talking smack and looking bad, then you are the best there is." (Not so funny when that is really his superpower). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners "General, care to step outside?" ...Oh, no, wait, that wasn't me. (To Mechanon) "I'm gonna hit you so hard you bleed crude." "I see they make Underoos for adults now." "Your mom called, she wants to know if you want mittens sewn into the new costume." "Is your superpower to bleed all over me?" "I'll inform your next of kin." "I'll inform your next of kin. Keep in mind inflatible love dolls don't count." "Try not to cry before I hit you." "You are the Jesus of getting hit." "You fight like Buddah." And one I actually invented in a game of City of Heroes but have yet to port into an RPG (though I'll find an opening eventually): "Like a hot knife through Buddah." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remjin Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners "Uh... do you mind if I put on my pants first? I was on the internet." "Dude... that was scary! I peed a little." "Oh. My. God. You have the most phallic power I've ever seen." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners "You! Out of the gene pool!" (over a fallen opponent)"By your actions I knew you, by the strictures I judged, and by my oath, I acted."* (Martial Artist)"I hope you don't mind if I wipe my feet on your face." and for a villian... "Death comes for you!" (battle cry of The Zombie Master) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix240 Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners Knighthawk, confronting a mimic type villain "Hope you're not as tough as I look..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners There was a book called "How to be a Superhero" which had a number of one liners. "Au revoir, Bad Penny." "You're all tied up, Bondage master." "It's the end of the line, Runaway Train." "You're screwed, Reproductive man." "You're time is up, Clock King." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners One of my favorite lines from Spiderman, I think during his time with the Avengers: "Not now, adults are talking." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clonus Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners Q: You just delay the inevitable! A: I admit it, I'm a procrastinator. You may feel some discomfort I'm here to audit your taxes! Heeere's Johnny! Tentacles? Where's a Japanese school girl when I need one? I/you make my money the old fashioned way. I/you steal it. Here's my plan. You distract him, and I run for my life! Home come nobody ever gets called "vincible"? I'm Bat--no wait, let me start again. I don't need to tell you about long falls and sudden stops. Insert lame joke here. For once, a big guy who's exactly as slow as he looks! Mouthwash, dude. Seriously. Don't point. It's impolite. Well, thank you, Mister Manners! Wowza! Maybe we can call the fight off and go dancing instead! One of us is a brutal thug who doesn't care how much harm he does and the other likes to steal stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners A line I want to use if I get to play Lightspeed (flying speedster), after getting missed: "Please ... my actions are faster than your thoughts." (Beat.) "Then again, a jogging sumo wrestler is faster than your thoughts." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjureman Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners The character was Knockout, a female brick who adventured with her brother, also a mutant who could manipulate gravity. When assaulted by a tattoed thug, she responded: "I hope you're not as dumb as you look, because I would feel bad about beating the crap out of a mongoloid." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. MID-Nite Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners Stolen from Spiderman: " How did I find you? Simple. I looked in the phone book under big stupid jerks. ' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners Gravitar: Gravity's a bitch, and then you die! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners Gravitar: Gravity's a bitch' date=' and then you die![/quote'] What to say to Gravitar in response: "Gravity's a bitch, and apparently, so are you. Now die!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners or Viper shows up with 100 more men... "Congratulations. You've got me right where I want you." *cracks knuckles* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners or Viper shows up with 100 more men...Now we're getting closer to a fair fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners One of my favorite lines from Spiderman' date=' I think during his time with the Avengers: "Not now, adults are talking."[/quote'] [to J. Jonah Jameson] Spider-Man: Hey, kiddo. Let Mom and Dad talk for a minute, will ya? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheQuestionMan Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners "Bad time to be a bad guy eh?" - Eric Draven, the Crow Love that movie! QM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners 100 Viper troops show up: "Hey looky it's cannon fodder!" As my character (who was a nutcase hth fighter) dives right into the middle of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhantomGM2602 Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners "If your superpower is talking smack and looking bad, then you are the best there is." (Not so funny when that is really his superpower). ONE WORD-----PEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!![That's to say that one liner stinks to High Heaven]:rolleyes::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners ONE WORD-----PEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!![That's to say that one liner stinks to High Heaven]:rolleyes::lol::lol: Was that a mosquito? No, it was just you trying to hit me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhantomGM2602 Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners Was that a mosquito? No' date=' it was just you trying to hit me.[/quote'] NO it's just to mean that your one liner stinks PU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners NO it's just to mean that your one liner stinks PU! After being hit multiple times with little effect: "Could you please stop tickling me? We are not that far in our relationship." P.S.: At least I participate with a one liner whenever I post. When you think you can do it better, don't hesitate to banish the "bad smell" of my one liners with the freshness of your witty ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nothere Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners Mainly for use against a villian raving about how much better he is at blank than you, or hoew he's going to replace blank. "Youth will have it's day. This is not that day." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Re: Super hero one liners "Ah, there's nothing like a skilled, intelligent, worthy opponent -- and you're nothing like a skilled, intelligent, worthy opponent." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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