death tribble Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 Stay safe Yanks with that storm coming in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 When you know you're dying of cancer, and you have some shreds of integrity and wan hopes for your species and your world, you tell the truth. No matter -- indeed, despite -- how much the petroleum profiteers have tried to suppress you. He's only a few months older than I am, but he's worked harder on the problems that interest him, and his entire field has been unrelenting vicious attack by soulless fat cats and their tools. And he still has more hope and faith than I do. link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 Stay safe Yanks with that storm coming in. Here among the people of the great twisting river, amid the foothills of the Eastern mountains, the wintertime has seeded white the earth upon which we trod. These are the summerlands, and we know the ways of the white not. Our mighty steeds try to heed our direction, but their purchase upon the ice and snow is not as it would be in the sun filled moments, and so our riders pull too hard, or not hard enough on the reigns causing chaos along the roads we thought we knew so well. Plaintively we call upon our gods, and some have considered finding unsullied virgins to lay upon a rock in sacrifice, but we have already used them to no avail in our attempts to win the great drawing of lots, and perhaps to gain favor (Again to no avail) for our athletes in contests of strength and skill with their colorful helms! A brave people we, but the white unmans us, makes us skittish, and so we have descended upon the grocers like flocks of underfeathered ravens to pluck all bread from their wares. Eggs too, we have taken, for when the people of the Summerlands see the touch of winter, mad we become with ill omens and dark broodings of starvation. Little Debbie, our village protector, has left some of her sugary sweet mana on the shelves for when the bread is gone, so for now we survive. This is the way of things. In a moon or two, the unwelcome Winter will flee us as if it never was, and we shall be the Summerlands once more, where warriors will test their courage by walking up to sweaty ogres and asking "Hot enough for you?" Battle may ensue That too, is the way of things. Haerandir, Old Man, Sociotard and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 Mom abandons anti-vaxx movement after all seven of her kids get whooping cough. On the one hand, yay! She came round On the other hand...crap all seven of her kids had to get sick for it. (And potentially a niece) Also, seven kids? Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 Mom abandons anti-vaxx movement after all seven of her kids get whooping cough. On the one hand, yay! She came round On the other hand...crap all seven of her kids had to get sick for it. (And potentially a niece) Also, seven kids? Really? also anti-contraception Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/saudi-fatwa-banning-chess-stirs-online-outcry/ar-BBozEUo?li=BBnb7Kz Chess banned in Saudi Arabia cuz its gambling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 No, cuz mind-control theocrats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 No, cuz mind-control theocrats. You leave Scientology out of this. Hermit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 US haggis import ban 'could be lifted' under new rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbywolfe Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 US haggis import ban 'could be lifted' under new rules FINALLY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 I thought it was a crime to traffic in biological weapons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 Not if it's profitable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 As an American, I have a 2nd Amendment right to bear haggis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 As an American, I have a 2nd Amendment right to bear haggis! As if the sheep stuff wasn't bad enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 Wow, now its flooding in Jersey. Those people have had some tough times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 As an American, I have a 2nd Amendment right to shag bears! FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 As if there was a need to dislike Lawyers. http://www.nytimes.com/1992/04/17/news/bar-attacking-work-slain-professor-harvard-s-elite-themselves-become-target.html gewing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattern Ghost Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 Sounds like a boot (steel toed at minimum, spiked is OK) needs to be vigorously applied to some asses up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 Ugh. I know that was 20+ years ago, but still...*growls* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 Wow, now its flooding in Jersey. Those people have had some tough times. I had a con call with some guys in Jersey on Friday. They were anxious to get home and beat the storm. I asked them why people live there and they said "we like it here". I wonder if they still do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 New Jersey was one of two places I heard my father drop an F-bomb during my life. We hated the place (mostly because we only went there to pass through McGuire AFB in Fort Dix). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 Chris Rock On Hollywood Race Relations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 As for the Oscars (and the 500 hundred other hollywood award shows)...I will focus on REAL minority causes like police assassinations of young black men, thank you very much. Pretentious pampered rich people giving silly statues to other pretentious pampered rich people based on total subjectivity in razor specific genres (no comedies, no action movies, no martial movies, no horror movies, etc.). BoneDaddy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/texas-eighth-grader-suspended-for-rescuing-classmate-during-asthma-attack/ar-BBoDtlW?li=BBnb4R7 Suspended for saving girl having asthma attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Yay educators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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