Pattern Ghost Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 91-year-old woman fills in crossword at museum - only to discover it was a £60,000 artwork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 Mick Jagger, 72, to become father for eighth time tkdguy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csyphrett Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 Mick Jagger, 72, to become father for eighth time Start me up, I never stop. CES Enforcer84 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 91-year-old woman fills in crossword at museum - only to discover it was a £60,000 artwork This hurts my soul. Enforcer84 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 91-year-old woman fills in crossword at museum - only to discover it was a £60,000 artwork Good for her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 Breaking: possible military coup under way in Turkey; gunfire heard in Ankara. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 I want to change the channel on reality. How can I do that? This remote has so many buttons, it has to be possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 Has the phrase "stop the world and let me off" ever been more appropriate than now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 I want to change the channel on reality. How can I do that? This remote has so many buttons, it has to be possible. Sorry, but we're stuck with this blooper reel of a world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattern Ghost Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 Good for her. I can't help but wonder if it was more a streak of mischievousness than senility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted July 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 Breaking: possible military coup under way in Turkey; gunfire heard in Ankara. The coup attempt has apparently failed. http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/15/world/live-blog-turkey/ Sociotard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 72 item ban list for the RNC Guns allowed, but no tennis balls, slingshots or switchblades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattern Ghost Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 I'm amazed cestus made the list. Funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 Steal human brain...then get high on formaldehyde! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 17, 2016 Report Share Posted July 17, 2016 Apparently there are some elevators in the arena the Republican convention is being held at in Cleveland that are designated "White Elevators". The labels are intended only as a convenience to make it easy to describe which lift you need to take to get to your seat reservation. But the title smacks of the segregation era in the context of a convention full of conservative politicians, so the RNC is trying to find a way to resolve this so they don't look bad. The surprising thing is that nobody noticed this before, especially given that this is the arena where the Cavs play basketball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted July 17, 2016 Report Share Posted July 17, 2016 Are there "red" and "blue" elevators as well? It would make more sense in that context. I remember a comedy sketch many years ago, where a black man had been hired to work at an office in Alabama, the first black person to work in that office. He's feeling very pleased with himself--and then he turns a corner and sees two signs--"WHITE ONLY" and "COLORED ONLY." He stares at the signs with mounting disbelief and apprehension, and then a woman brushes past him and drops an armload of scrap paper into one of two plastic bins. The man's apprehension drops as he realizes the signs refer to white and colored paper being separated--or perhaps, segregated--for recycling purposes. Of course, there are plenty of other colors the RNC could use to designate elevators. They could, in fact, use every color in the rainbow-- "See? We know how to be inclusive! We're using rainbows, just like all the gay people like! We're being inclusive and friendly!" And I am Marie of Romania. assault 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted July 17, 2016 Report Share Posted July 17, 2016 As the 44th presidency winds down, historians look back at the 43rd: http://historynewsnetwork.org/article/48916 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 McDonald’s Is Tired of Everybody Watching Porn on Its Free Wi-Fi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 McDonald’s Is Tired of Everybody Watching Porn on Its Free Wi-Fi They're probably concerned about being liable if someone downloads something really bad over their WiFi as much as they are over little Judy seeing something on a random person's iPad that she isn't prepared for. Which is itself a liability issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 Start me up, I never stop. CES You make a dead man come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 Turns out Copy Right Trolls are Poor Business Partners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sociotard Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 Florida Man shot at some teenagers playing pokemon go in a car. They weren't even trespassing. He blew out one of their tires. He claims he came at them with gun drawn, but he didn't shoot until they nearly hit him driving away. https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-man-opens-fire-teenagers-125945182.html?nhp=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 What? Not Florida. This never would have happened when Jeb was alive. Old Man and Pattern Ghost 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 Jeb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattern Ghost Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 Florida Man shot at some teenagers playing pokemon go in a car. They weren't even trespassing. He blew out one of their tires. He claims he came at them with gun drawn, but he didn't shoot until they nearly hit him driving away. https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-man-opens-fire-teenagers-125945182.html?nhp=1 He's lucky they didn't think to put the engine block between them and him and just run him over on the way out. OK, maybe that's only something I'd think of. <-- born in Florida. Unfortunately. Moved to the opposite corner of the country to get out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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