BoloOfEarth Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 8 hours ago, wcw43921 said: Man Wins Lawsuit Against Parents Who Threw Out His Porn Collection To quote from the article: "In other emails, he told his son he was shocked by many of the scenes in the collection, which he claimed depicted incestuous sexual relationships, sex with minors and animals, sexual assault and slavery, according to The Holland Sentinel in Michigan. "“That you would buy and watch films depicting such violence is beyond the pale,” Werking’s father wrote. “I have no words to express the depth of my shock and disappointment. Believe it or not, one reason for why I destroyed your porn was for your own mental and emotional health. I would have done the same if I had found a kilo of crack cocaine.”" So, how much of that porn did his dad watch? Sounds like, if he found a kilo of crack cocaine, he's have smoked about half of it before deciding to destroy the rest. You know, for his kid's own good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 On 12/17/2020 at 10:28 PM, wcw43921 said: RIP Jeremy Bulloch I knew him from a TV role before Empire and he is in several Bond films. RIP wcw43921 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 The close conjunction of Jupiter & Saturn, closest tomorrow Sunset viewing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 On 12/18/2020 at 11:09 AM, BoloOfEarth said: ((Linked article: Parents sued by son whose porn collection they threw out)) To quote from the article: "In other emails, he told his son he was shocked by many of the scenes in the collection, which he claimed depicted incestuous sexual relationships, sex with minors and animals, sexual assault and slavery, according to The Holland Sentinel in Michigan. "“That you would buy and watch films depicting such violence is beyond the pale,” Werking’s father wrote. “I have no words to express the depth of my shock and disappointment. Believe it or not, one reason for why I destroyed your porn was for your own mental and emotional health. I would have done the same if I had found a kilo of crack cocaine.”" So, how much of that porn did his dad watch? Sounds like, if he found a kilo of crack cocaine, he's have smoked about half of it before deciding to destroy the rest. You know, for his kid's own good. A colleague at work had to deal with the estate of his brother (never married, no kids) who died unexpectedly 2 or 3 years back. His comment when it was all over was: "I now know more things about my brother than I ever wanted to know." Apparently one task was safe and legal disposal of a significant quantity of small arms ammunition, as well as dealing with stuff in the same vein as described in your post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Cancer said: The close conjunction of Jupiter & Saturn, closest tomorrow Sunset viewing. Begin preparations for the Ritual! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 Months ago. Final site preparations, perhaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 That, and gathering up a couple of the ingredients where absolute freshness is crucial. The shelf life of dragon blood is just hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 I hope you're using locally sourced organic free-range dragons, not the farm-raised variety. You'll get better results, as well as avoiding the wrath of the ASPCD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 The really difficult commodity are the virgins. Yeesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 When I was a student at a certain high-profile religious University, there was a joke about why our big rivals, a profoundly secular state university, never held a Christmas Pageant. Because they couldn't find three wise men, never mind a virgin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Cancer said: The really difficult commodity are the virgins. Yeesh. I said I was sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 But are you really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 What's the big deal with virgins, anyway? I mean, trying to martyr yourself so that you can have 72 virgins in the afterlife? Is it just about the novelty? Why not 72 dirty old broads who know what the heck they're doing? I'll show myself out now. Duke Bushido 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 2 hours ago, Cancer said: The really difficult commodity are the virgins. Yeesh. Bah, there's virgins born every minute.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 4 minutes ago, Pariah said: Why not 72 dirty old broads who know what the heck they're doing? More to the point, the dirty old broads know what you should be doing, and complain bitterly with you don't. You want 72 of those b*tching at you in your afterlife? Pariah and aylwin13 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 18 minutes ago, Pariah said: What's the big deal with virgins, anyway? I mean, trying to martyr yourself so that you can have 72 virgins in the afterlife? Is it just about the novelty? Why not 72 dirty old broads who know what the heck they're doing? I'll show myself out now. Considering male psychology, I suspect it arose out of the desire to take something that no man before ever had, and no man after would ever have. Plus, of course, insecurity over being compared. The rationalization, though, is traditionally that women are a great source of temptation to sin for men, so you'd want to get them before they're corrupted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 Reminds me of the old joke where a suicide bomber martyrs himself then gets to Heaven and is met with George Washington who works him over with an axe handle for a while then Patrick Henry who works him over for a while...and on and on through 72 people. At the end of the process, the suicide bomber dragging himself, bloody and beaten, gets at long last to see the Creator to complain. He's told that he'd read a faulty translation: after martyring himself, he gets 72 Virginians. And that he needs to ready himself for tomorrow. Pariah 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 An update to this case... Quote A Star Wars writer claims Disney isn’t paying royalties — but the issues are tricky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 8 minutes ago, Cygnia said: An update to this case... I disagree with the issues being tricky. Are you printing? Y/N Are you paying the author his royalty? Y/N wcw43921 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 We already know they arent paying Foster. This should not be a surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 Clouds, as expected. No conjunction for me. Guess I won’t need these virgins after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 Where do you keep finding these, anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 Physics departments. Lawnmower Boy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 Not at my college! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 Guess I should have gone there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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