Logan.1179 5,455 Report post Posted February 12 Me: I'm terrified of random letters. Therapist: You are? Me: (Screams) Therapist: I see. Me: (Scream intensifies) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bazza 4,058 Report post Posted February 12 41 minutes ago, Pariah said: Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walked into a bar.... Hide contents They didn't plan it that way. How can you be sure? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Logan.1179 5,455 Report post Posted February 12 1 wcw43921 reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cancer 6,074 Report post Posted February 12 ... Though that does require the last name to be polysyllabic. "Bartstarr" and "Marshawnlynch" won't cut it. And I don't think there's a human alive named Jar Jarbinx. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pariah 6,650 Report post Posted February 12 Joemon Tana - Pretty good Peytonman Ning - meh Tay Somhill - Backwards, but it works Patrickma Homes - meh Tombra Dy - Sounds more like a Sith Lord, but maybe that's just guilt by association Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Logan.1179 5,455 Report post Posted February 12 Tombra Dy = Definitely Sith. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyR 4 Report post Posted February 13 If you ever get attacked by a gang of clowns, go for the juggler. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duke Bushido 2,091 Report post Posted February 13 9 hours ago, Logan.1179 said: Guess it only works for sports ball people. It makes me sound Irish..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
L. Marcus 2,238 Report post Posted February 13 Dukebu Shido? Pretty Japanese. 1 wcw43921 reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tkdguy 2,856 Report post Posted February 13 I once read Dante's Inferno; it scared the hell out of me. 1 Duke Bushido reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duke Bushido 2,091 Report post Posted February 13 5 hours ago, L. Marcus said: Dukebu Shido? Pretty Japanese. Duke O' Liver. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Logan.1179 5,455 Report post Posted February 19 My son’s maths teacher called him average. I just think he’s mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
death tribble 3,739 Report post Posted February 21 If people saw how I rowed my canoe and were overly impressed by it would they chant 'This is Oarsome !' ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Badger 1,579 Report post Posted February 21 On 2/12/2020 at 11:44 AM, Pariah said: Joemon Tana - Pretty good Peytonman Ning - meh Tay Somhill - Backwards, but it works Patrickma Homes - meh Tombra Dy - Sounds more like a Sith Lord, but maybe that's just guilt by association For questionable QBs? Timte Bow Johnnyman Ziel JaMarcusRus Sel (maybe Jarus SelMarcus might sound more name like) Old timers JohnnyU Nitas GeorgeBland A (ehh Bland GeorgeA, a state and a country are now holding for libel) Daryl-La Monica KenStab Ler Sonny-Jur Genson (that one sort of works with a rogue pilot maybe) Ronja Worski (maybe an alien character) Jimplun Kett Dan-Mar Rino (sounds like an alien gambler) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Badger 1,579 Report post Posted February 21 And for D-lineman Ted Washington name would be changed to Jabba the Hutt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Logan.1179 5,455 Report post Posted February 22 A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank... The rabbit says, I think I might be a type o. 1 Starlord reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
death tribble 3,739 Report post Posted February 27 The final outcome of the 2nd World War changed the world forever. So if you don't want to know the result, look away now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pariah 6,650 Report post Posted February 27 1x10EE-12 of a Spanish chicken = pico de gallo 1 Logan.1179 reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tkdguy 2,856 Report post Posted February 27 I was listening to a recording of the Carmina Burana. My wife got irritated and told me to turn it Orff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Logan.1179 5,455 Report post Posted February 28 1 Pariah reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cancer 6,074 Report post Posted February 28 And it has a hook! 1 Pariah reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Badger 1,579 Report post Posted February 29 I imagine janitors drink... as after all they have probably seen a lot of _______ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
death tribble 3,739 Report post Posted March 1 During Fantasy battles there is a patch of ground separating the opposing sides. This ground is inhabited by small male humanoids. Yes it is Gnome Mans Land Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattingly 1,278 Report post Posted March 1 There's a D&D plant creature that animates corpses. A friend of mine had on animate a dead gnoll, turned assassin. He was... the Grassy Gnoll. 1 Pariah reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Logan.1179 5,455 Report post Posted March 1 1 Pariah reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
