Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 12, 2020 Report Share Posted February 12, 2020 Me: I'm terrified of random letters. Therapist: You are? Me: (Screams) Therapist: I see. Me: (Scream intensifies) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 12, 2020 Report Share Posted February 12, 2020 41 minutes ago, Pariah said: Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walked into a bar.... Hide contents They didn't plan it that way. How can you be sure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 12, 2020 Report Share Posted February 12, 2020 wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 12, 2020 Report Share Posted February 12, 2020 ... Though that does require the last name to be polysyllabic. "Bartstarr" and "Marshawnlynch" won't cut it. And I don't think there's a human alive named Jar Jarbinx. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 12, 2020 Report Share Posted February 12, 2020 Joemon Tana - Pretty good Peytonman Ning - meh Tay Somhill - Backwards, but it works Patrickma Homes - meh Tombra Dy - Sounds more like a Sith Lord, but maybe that's just guilt by association Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 12, 2020 Report Share Posted February 12, 2020 Tombra Dy = Definitely Sith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyR Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 If you ever get attacked by a gang of clowns, go for the juggler. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 9 hours ago, Logan.1179 said: Guess it only works for sports ball people. It makes me sound Irish..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 Dukebu Shido? Pretty Japanese. wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 I once read Dante's Inferno; it scared the hell out of me. Duke Bushido 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 5 hours ago, L. Marcus said: Dukebu Shido? Pretty Japanese. Duke O' Liver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 19, 2020 Report Share Posted February 19, 2020 My son’s maths teacher called him average. I just think he’s mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 21, 2020 Report Share Posted February 21, 2020 If people saw how I rowed my canoe and were overly impressed by it would they chant 'This is Oarsome !' ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted February 21, 2020 Report Share Posted February 21, 2020 On 2/12/2020 at 11:44 AM, Pariah said: Joemon Tana - Pretty good Peytonman Ning - meh Tay Somhill - Backwards, but it works Patrickma Homes - meh Tombra Dy - Sounds more like a Sith Lord, but maybe that's just guilt by association For questionable QBs? Timte Bow Johnnyman Ziel JaMarcusRus Sel (maybe Jarus SelMarcus might sound more name like) Old timers JohnnyU Nitas GeorgeBland A (ehh Bland GeorgeA, a state and a country are now holding for libel) Daryl-La Monica KenStab Ler Sonny-Jur Genson (that one sort of works with a rogue pilot maybe) Ronja Worski (maybe an alien character) Jimplun Kett Dan-Mar Rino (sounds like an alien gambler) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted February 21, 2020 Report Share Posted February 21, 2020 And for D-lineman Ted Washington name would be changed to Jabba the Hutt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 22, 2020 Report Share Posted February 22, 2020 A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank... The rabbit says, I think I might be a type o. Starlord and Lee 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 27, 2020 Report Share Posted February 27, 2020 The final outcome of the 2nd World War changed the world forever. So if you don't want to know the result, look away now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 27, 2020 Report Share Posted February 27, 2020 1x10EE-12 of a Spanish chicken = pico de gallo Logan D. Hurricanes and death tribble 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 27, 2020 Report Share Posted February 27, 2020 I was listening to a recording of the Carmina Burana. My wife got irritated and told me to turn it Orff. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 Pariah and death tribble 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 And it has a hook! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted February 29, 2020 Report Share Posted February 29, 2020 I imagine janitors drink... as after all they have probably seen a lot of _______ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 1, 2020 Report Share Posted March 1, 2020 During Fantasy battles there is a patch of ground separating the opposing sides. This ground is inhabited by small male humanoids. Yes it is Gnome Mans Land Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted March 1, 2020 Report Share Posted March 1, 2020 There's a D&D plant creature that animates corpses. A friend of mine had on animate a dead gnoll, turned assassin. He was... the Grassy Gnoll. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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