Lucius Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Re: Jokes Are we fin-ished yet? Lucius Alexander <,>< ><,> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Re: Jokes Are we fin-ished yet? Lucius Alexander <,>< ><,> Not yet. We're still circling like sharks, waiting to see some blood in the water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Re: Jokes Yeah, we've pretty much all sold our soles here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Re: Jokes Yeah' date=' we've pretty much all sold our soles here.[/quote'] Because this is where Soles Fear To Tread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slikmar Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Re: Jokes Because this is where Soles Fear To Tread. Shouldn't that be Soles Fear to Thread? SteveZilla 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Re: Jokes Now you're just baiting me, aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Re: Jokes Oh, that old line? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Querysphinx Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Re: Jokes Just a bunch of shellfish guys and their groupers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Re: Jokes But they bought it hook, line and sinker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Re: Jokes Are we fin-ished yet? Lucius Alexander <,>< ><,> Jokes so bad the Palindromedary refused comment...wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Re: Jokes A lawyer gets onto an airplane with two carry on bags. One is insulated. When the pretty blonde flight attendant asks him if he needs help stowing his items he tells her imperiously that the insulated bag has some very expensive fresh crabs he needs for an important dinner that evening. He wants it placed in a freezer and spends the next few minutes telling her in no uncertain, and long-winded terms that he is a) a lawyer and if his cargo is spoiled in any way shape or form the legal ramifications for the airline in general and her in particular. Taking note to get her name. Upset at her treatment, but in a customer service industry, she does her best to placate him and go about the business of a flight attendant. At the end of the flight she gets on the intercom and says, "Will the gentleman who gave me crabs at the beginning of the flight please raise his hand?" There is silence in the cabin...no hands are raised. The plane deboards and the attendant treats her family to a lovely crab dinner. Moral to the story: Lawyers are all as smart as they think they are Blondes are not all as dumb as jokes make them out to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Re: Jokes A Mac user walked into a computer retail shop and looked at the various editions of Vista. He was windows shopping. *big grin* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Re: Jokes The internet was made by Apple -- because all those computers have a "Mac Address". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Re: Jokes Guy walks into a bar and orders 3 beers. He takes them to a table and drinks them one at a time and comes back and orders 3 more. Then he goes home. The next day he comes back and repeats the odd order, and the bartender gets curious. "Hey, why do you order your drinks three at a time?" Some of the other patrons who had noticed the odd ritual looked on. "Well, back home my brothers and I would have a couple of beers on our way home from work. I got transferred out here and I miss them, so It kind of reminds me of them." He's kind of embarrassed about it but the crowd and the bartender approve and he becomes a regular. After about six months of regular patronage he comes in one day and orders 2 beers. The bar goes silent. As he draws the two drinks for his customer the bartender says, "Oh man, I'm sorry for your loss, Dave." "What?" Dave looks confused, then he says, "Oh no! I just gave up drinkin!" SteveZilla 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Re: Jokes Funnier if the guy drinking at the table is the one who gave up drinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Re: Jokes Funnier if the guy drinking at the table is the one who gave up drinking. That's how I had heard it. When I tell that joke the guy's from Dublin, so I can do the Irish accent, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Re: Jokes A chicken crossed the road and met James Bond. "What's your name?" asked the chicken. "Bond, James Bond. What's your?" "Ken, Chick Ken." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Re: Jokes Joke for mac users - Windows 8’s code name is Snow Leopard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Re: Jokes A chicken crossed the road and met James Bond. "What's your name?" asked the chicken. "Bond, James Bond. What's your?" "Ken, Chick Ken." I must be in the wrong place; I thought this was the Jokes thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Re: Jokes I must be in the wrong place; I thought this was the Jokes thread. you don't find it funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Re: Jokes Funnier if the guy drinking at the table is the one who gave up drinking. you know....that's it...dang. I should not post late at night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Re: Jokes you don't find it funny? He was bitten by a radioactive log and now he's a stick in the mud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Re: Jokes He was bitten by a radioactive log and now he's a stick in the mud. Now that's funny *Puts Narf on the 'list'* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Re: Jokes Now that's funny it is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Re: Jokes Are you sure your in the right thread Baz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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