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What Is the Worst Movie You've Ever Seen?


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2 hours ago, Clonus said:

I have since remembered that the worst movie I saw, even worse than Starship Invaders, was Master of Disguise.  I watched it on a two day bus trip  where they inexplicably played it to "entertain" us.  Not one thing about it worked.  Unrelentingly stupid and unfunny.  

 

That falls into the special category of former-SNL actors in really bad movies. Nothing but Trouble and The Adventures of Pluto Nash also fit this category.

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  After major heart surgery and a small stroke I had to spend time in a rehab hospital to re-learn walking and climbing stairs. They only had one closed circuit TV channel and it played movies . On the weekend the guy who programmed the movies took off and would leave three films on a repeating loop. From my first day there on Friday afternoon until Tue morn. (Holiday weekend) I was trapped in a bed watching Snow Dogs, Legally Blonde & A Beautiful Mind.

   Try watching A Beautiful Mind for four days straight coming down off of heavy medication while having short term memory lapses.

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40 minutes ago, Tjack said:

  After major heart surgery and a small stroke I had to spend time in a rehab hospital to re-learn walking and climbing stairs. They only had one closed circuit TV channel and it played movies . On the weekend the guy who programmed the movies took off and would leave three films on a repeating loop. From my first day there on Friday afternoon until Tue morn. (Holiday weekend) I was trapped in a bed watching Snow Dogs, Legally Blonde & A Beautiful Mind.

   Try watching A Beautiful Mind for four days straight coming down off of heavy medication while having short term memory lapses.

 

I have often wondered... if forced to endure an endless repetition of a hated property, do you eventually come around to liking it if only for survival?

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8 minutes ago, death tribble said:

And most of Chevy Chase's films except notably Foul Play and Caddyshack

Memoirs Of An Invisible Man and Modern Problems were really good to my mind.  If you're looking for a portrayal of an ordinary guy who acquires super powers, you could not do much better.

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15 hours ago, Tjack said:

  After major heart surgery and a small stroke I had to spend time in a rehab hospital to re-learn walking and climbing stairs. They only had one closed circuit TV channel and it played movies . On the weekend the guy who programmed the movies took off and would leave three films on a repeating loop. From my first day there on Friday afternoon until Tue morn. (Holiday weekend) I was trapped in a bed watching Snow Dogs, Legally Blonde & A Beautiful Mind.

   Try watching A Beautiful Mind for four days straight coming down off of heavy medication while having short term memory lapses.

same thig happened to me (Ischemic stroke and A-Fib), but at least the Hospital had regular TV, plus "The healing Channel" , However that Hospital stay put me off of Broadcast Channels and cable News forever.  Luckily the WiFi was good, so I watched a lot of YouTube. It was mostly about the amount and stupidity of the commercials. Then 6 months later YouTube bulked up the length and number of commercials. I've gone back to buying DVDEs and Blue Rays of movies, just to I can have something entirely commercial free.

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Of the worst films actors have made list I have seen:-

The Lone Ranger

Strip Tease (the book is brilliant)

Batman and Robin

Catwoman

Nine (didn't think it was hat bad and when you compare it to some of the ones on the worst comedy list, it's like perfect Shakespeare)

The League of ExtraOrdinary Gentlemen (I was a big fan of the comic, besides Sean Connery was in it, how bad could it be ?)

Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith (Christensen is too easy a target and there are much worse films out there)

Phantom Menace (Jake Lloyd is highlighted but not the guy playing Jar Jar ?)

Showgirls (has to be seen to be believed)

Waterworld (I liked it.)

Iron Man (Terence Howard was not a detriment to the film. He lost the job whiich is why is is the worse for him)

Jaws the Revenge (one of two stinkers on the list, the other is Catwoman) 

Superman Returns

 

I have never seen Cutthroat Island all the way through.

 

I am grateful to Bazza, the comedy list has some pure garbage which leaves these films way behind.

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16 hours ago, death tribble said:

The League of ExtraOrdinary Gentlemen (I was a big fan of the comic, besides Sean Connery was in it, how bad could it be ?)

Worse then it should have been, mainly due to 9/11 happening before release and causing a huge rewrite of the story.

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19 hours ago, death tribble said:

Of the worst films actors have made list I have seen:-

The Lone Ranger

Strip Tease (the book is brilliant)

Batman and Robin

Catwoman

Nine (didn't think it was hat bad and when you compare it to some of the ones on the worst comedy list, it's like perfect Shakespeare)

The League of ExtraOrdinary Gentlemen (I was a big fan of the comic, besides Sean Connery was in it, how bad could it be ?)

Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith (Christensen is too easy a target and there are much worse films out there)

Phantom Menace (Jake Lloyd is highlighted but not the guy playing Jar Jar ?)

Showgirls (has to be seen to be believed)

Waterworld (I liked it.)

Iron Man (Terence Howard was not a detriment to the film. He lost the job whiich is why is is the worse for him)

Jaws the Revenge (one of two stinkers on the list, the other is Catwoman) 

Superman Returns

 

I have never seen Cutthroat Island all the way through.

 

I am grateful to Bazza, the comedy list has some pure garbage which leaves these films way behind.

The Lone Ranger was very uneven I'll grant you, but I wouldn't put it on any worst lists.  When they find the right tone the movie is good, but sadly they only manage to do that for the finale. 

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