Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 Come on, gang. SciFi and comics are filled with some great ones. Your favorites? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmower Boy Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 I see no fracking merit to this conversation. slikmar 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 Holy mother of unknown cats! Hermit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 Profanity replacement? Where's the fun in that? Scott Ruggels 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 Fie upon it and you and any that look like you Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 Mother of Hades Frell / Frelling / Frell it! Farging bastiges [REDACTED] [Obscene gerund] Boils and sores Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottovar Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 #$@%! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 I say dagnabbit for some reason. I don't know why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Walsh Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 Used to be 'frack' or 'frell', but lately in professional situations I've been using 'poop' or 'well, poop' when things go poorly. It usually gets a chuckle, which is way better than when I said "f--- you, I quit" to the CEO that one time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher R Taylor Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 The hilarious gangster spoof Johnny Dangerously has a ton of alternate profanity, as its conceit is that its an older gangster telling the story to kids, so he's censoring himself. Fargin Icehole, etc slikmar 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 29, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 The Good Place introduced a whole bunch of new ones recently. Pariah and Joe Walsh 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 Didn’t we Belgium do this already? Pariah 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 Frell from Farscape Feck from Father Ted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Pariah said: Mother of Hades You shouldn’t take Rhea’s name in vain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 56 minutes ago, Logan.1179 said: The Good Place introduced a whole bunch of new ones recently. That's one of the ways that you knew they were actually in the Bad Place. Frozen yogurt places everywhere was another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 My favorite is, "Euphemism!" Got that from a Dr. Seuss book. Can't remember which one. Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 Holy flaming tribble-ise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmower Boy Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 Still waiting for Hermit to come down on this whole smegging thread! Hermit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 30, 2022 Report Share Posted July 30, 2022 <Pink Floyd> We don't need no euphemisms We don't need no wimpy words No smug vocabstuff in the forums HEY! Board mod! Leave that **** alone! </Pink Floyd> Pariah and rravenwood 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranxerox Posted July 30, 2022 Report Share Posted July 30, 2022 Feldercarb! rravenwood 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slikmar Posted July 30, 2022 Report Share Posted July 30, 2022 I use Frack a lot but I also quote the above mentioned Johnny Dangerously movie a lot (one of my favorite movies to quote). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DShomshak Posted July 30, 2022 Report Share Posted July 30, 2022 If you want to sound very angry, albeit Hispanic, rapidly shout "Escala Tipographica Oftalmometrica!" And hope that no one nearby speaks Spanish, because they'll think you're completely insane for using "Eye Test Chart" as swear words. And that's what I remember from High School Spanish Class. Something found while looking up something else in the English/Spanish lexicon. Dean Shomshak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 30, 2022 Report Share Posted July 30, 2022 11 hours ago, Bazza said: Holy flaming tribble-ise. Watch it, billabong ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 30, 2022 Report Share Posted July 30, 2022 Encanto used the word "Miercoles" as a mild profanity. It literally means "Wednesday" in Spanish, but in Colombia it is apparently used as a milder slang alternative to "Miedra", which is "Sh*t". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 30, 2022 Report Share Posted July 30, 2022 You can always go the route of the Middleman. "Oh, phooey." "Dag-diggity!" "Jeepers!" "Not a gosh darn chance in Heck." "Gob smack it!" "Dag nabbit!" "What the monkey?" "Sands of Zanzibar!" "Jumping bananas, we're in Dutch." "Sweet mother of Preston Tucker!" "Hot flaming pork buns!" "Sweet Molly Brown!" "My Little Pony!" Ranxerox 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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