IndianaJoe3 Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Paranoid (old BBS friend of mine): "Nothing softer than wiping your ass with a swan. Unfortunately, they tend to peck and that can hurt." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted February 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Has he been reading Gargantua and Pantagruel? Lucius Alexander The palindormedary sternly warns against trying to use it for that purpose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "I don't know about you sometimes." "That's okay; I don't know about me sometimes either." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Text conversation, trying to arrange a game of Shadowfist (CCG): When are you going to get to [FLGS]? After lunch. You? Later. I am in town but do not have any cards I have cards But your cards suck Yes. I win through sheer personal awesome. You would not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Me: What happened to your hand? Student: I hurt it playing basketball. Me: Gee, basketball is a rough sport. Maybe you should try something safer, like, alligator wrestling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Shameless self-amusement Log-Man: Oh man, they brought the wrong wings. I can't feel my tongue! Me: Can you feel mine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Shameless self-amusement Log-Man: Oh man, they brought the wrong wings. I can't feel my tongue! Me: Can you feel mine? Reminds me of a conversation I had a long time ago with a dude who was a bit over the top... Crazy Dude: So, yeah, my friend and I were drinking shots of vicious viper straight from the bottle. We had a $10 bet riding on who could last the longest. Me: You did that to yourselves for only $10? CD: Yeah, we're crazy like that. Me: No kidding! So who won the bet? CD: We had to call it a draw after neither one of us could feel our own faces anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Me: Folks around here call me the Bunny. Her: That's not a name *I'd* want to be stuck with. Me: That's OK. It's my name, not yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Co-worker: They promised us snow today! And instead we get nothing but this... this aggressive frost! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidey88 Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. At my friend Darrin's little boy's birthday party Sunday: Darrin's sister: you should help mom go get the vacuum, in case she falls. Darrin: What? How could she fall? She goes to the apartment (we were in the apartment rec room), gets the vacuum from the front closet, walks out to the elevator, goes on the elevator, walks to here. Darrin's sister: Darrin, how old are you? Me: He's old enough to know you can't fall off an elevator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "My triceratops is a ninja!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. IMing a friend of mine the day-after she had a tooth pulled... Me: Are you home or at work? Her: Work. I'm tough like that Me: Tough or crazy? Her: Or just plain stubborn Me: Stubborn is basically a blend of tough and crazy... mostly crazy Her: I probably resemble that remark Me: Me too, so we're even... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "My triceratops is a ninja!!!" A Triceratops Ninja is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. It appears to be a pretty original concept. Closest thing I could find on the gewgle is Triceraton, who of course shows up as a result of his association with the Turtles: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidey88 Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. It appears to be a pretty original concept. Closest thing I could find on the gewgle is Triceraton, who of course shows up as a result of his association with the Turtles: Actually, the Triceratons were an entire race. Mostly military commando-types, but as of the last few issues of the Laird comics, there was a small contingent of them being trained to be, well - ninjas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "My triceratops is a ninja!!!" But the Tyranosaurs have F-14s! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. But the Tyranosaurs have F-14s! Too bad the Late Cretaceous Period is a no-fly zone. Besides, how are they going to use the control stick with those tiny arms? To add my own quote: My daughter: "Wait... let me get my 'ninja' on." (goes into Crane stance) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. My other daughter's t-shirt, in the same font used in Harry Potter titles, reads: Neville Would have done it in four books Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. My other daughter's t-shirt, in the same font used in Harry Potter titles, reads: Neville Would have done it in four books That's pretty awesome. Neville was one of my faves through the first 5 books. Kid had a rough life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Overheard in the university bookstore, both voices female: 1: I eat Tootsie Pops in like 5 seconds. 2: Man, you're slow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted March 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Another day, another dolor. Lucius Alexander Another post, another palindromedary tagline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gojira Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Not from my life per se, but on another forum, someone posted meaning to use the word anti-semitic, but what they wrote was "anti-semantic." And I was like "There's a lot of anti-semantic posts on the internet, akshully." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "I wasn't talking about you." "I thought I heard my name mentioned." "What I said was, 'What a freeloader!' Are you telling me you're a freeloader?" "... I just won't say anthing any more." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "I wasn't talking about you." "I thought I heard my name mentioned." "What I said was, 'What a freeloader!' Are you telling me you're a freeloader?" "... I just won't say anthing any more." Reminds me of an exchange the other day at work. Co-worker 1: "Did you call me?" Co-worker 2: "Not unless your name is Damnit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted March 11, 2011 Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Reminds me of an exchange the other day at work. Co-worker 1: "Did you call me?" Co-worker 2: "Not unless your name is Damnit." I used to know someone who answered to "damn it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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