Blue Jogger Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... PC1: "Wait, you left three [Japanese] businessmen in my room with Kitten?" PC2: "Sure, what could go wrong?" (Kitten, the token catgirl, starts to yelp for help.) PC1: "They really seem to like catgirls for some reason." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From last night's D&D game: We finally defeated a big baddie, but were seriously pounded in the process. Ryan: She kicked out butt. Yllek: No, we kicked *her* butt. It's called "revisionist history" After a week of in-game time and three months of gaming sessions, we're still stuck in the dungeon and find a ship that we believe will get us out. Il'Marcum: Anybody know how to sail a boat? Yllek: Well, I have Hunting skill... Ryan: ... and you're hunting for a way out! Devlyn (searching a carved stone face on the wall): There's a wheel in the left ear! GM: And where there's a wheel, there's a way. Devlyn, the rogue, sets off a magical trap, that kills our sorcerer (temporarily; he got better) Yllek: I say a prayer over his body. Devlyn: And I go through his pockets. Ryan looks at a clue we've been given and makes a marvelous leap of logic. Yllek (OOC): Wow! You made a Deduction roll, and this game doesn't even *have* that! Finally out of the dungeon, and heading for town: Il'Marcum: He probably has some orc blood in him. Yllek, orc-hating ranger, drawing his bow: Well, we'll just have to let it out... In town, Ryan is resisting being seduced by a local woman Ryan, to the sorcerer: Well, if you can come up with a magic condom spell (pause) as long as it's not a *touch* spell... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Vitus, betraying his colleagues to VIPER, so they don't interfere with his plan to instantaneously mass emasculate every rapist on the planet. "It is the duty of gods to protect their followers and punish the wicked. If your gods ignore their responsibilities, I am more than willing to do their job for them" Sadly this didn't have as much of an impact as I hoped - possibly because Vitus was falling-down drunk at the time. Perhaps I should have smashed the end off the bottle and waved it in their faces? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stone Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Background: one PC in the ground is somewhat obsessed with making sure his barbarian character looks "cool". Dressed in all black, flowing long black hair, etc. He takes great lengths to assure this. This lead to someone in the group reffering to the character (Blackwolf) as the first metrosexual barbarian. Big fight, are we finally facing the female drow we have been tracking as she tries to escape. Blackwolf - "My deity is not through with you" other pc OOC - "yeah, he wants to do your hair." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weldun Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Vitus, betraying his colleagues to VIPER, so they don't interfere with his plan to instantaneously mass emasculate every rapist on the planet. "It is the duty of gods to protect their followers and punish the wicked. If your gods ignore their responsibilities, I am more than willing to do their job for them" Sadly this didn't have as much of an impact as I hoped - possibly because Vitus was falling-down drunk at the time. Perhaps I should have smashed the end off the bottle and waved it in their faces? Actually,you're scaring the crap out of The Specter, and as he was often billed as "the fearless man", you're doing great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdamnhero Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... A few others from last week's Champions game: The new Hero, Whisper, wears a motorcycle helmet and heavy leather armor. Inertia, ever the politically-correct one, objects to everyone assuming that Whisper is a man. Inertia: “He could be a he or a she.” Built To Last: (definitively) “Not in IR.” Built To Last (crazy semi-homeless guy) makes a disparaging comment about Scarecrow’s apartment. Promethean: “You live in a box.” BTL: “It’s a very nice box.” OOC, Promethean consoles BTL over a rather dismal damage roll: Prometehan: “There’s a 5 in there…” BTL: “That’s my half-die.” Prometehan: “Well…there’s a four...?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Omega Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Said OOC: "Your character doesn't have martial throw? What kind of martial artist is he?" "A swordsman." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Actually' date='you're scaring the crap out of [b']The Specter[/b], and as he was often billed as "the fearless man", you're doing great! well, that's a result at least Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Session 7 of Vendetta Rhapsody: Koyotie in SID is talking to Erica Chase, her reporter friend, about covering an ICOMP bust of a smuggling attempt coming up the river. Said reporter wants the two of them "embedded" with the ICOMP squad. Mary Tower (a.k.a. Koyotie): "Do you want to be in the middle of Bagdad on a bridge of the Mississippi?" Sounds good--I think I'll call of one of the upcoming sessions "Bagdad on the Mississippi." XO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChibiTemplar Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... OOC, Promethean consoles BTL over a rather dismal damage roll: Prometehan: “There’s a 5 in there…” BTL: “That’s my half-die.” Prometehan: “Well…there’s a four...?” If you think that's bad, one of the players in my play group once got 9 stun, 2 body. On 7 dice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Major Tom Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... PC1: "Wait' date=' you left three [Japanese'] businessmen in my room with Kitten?" PC2: "Sure, what could go wrong?" (Kitten, the token catgirl, starts to yelp for help.) PC1: "They really seem to like catgirls for some reason." Well, if nothing else, it'll be good practice for her if and when someone decides to do a remake of Bachelor Party. Major Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cenobite Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... A couple from my Deadlands game. This one's best out of context: The Reverand Ray Mahoney: "I keep a special eye out, for 8 year old girls." This one needs a bit of back story. We've been having a few run-ins with a clan of low-lifes called the Duttons. Last session one of the Duttons challenged PC Jacob Stuart to a duel. Jacob shot him dead. Soon after that a plot hook took us out of town for several days. This session we returned to find that another Dutton, known for hanging out at a casino across town, had smashed up our favorite watering hole while trying to find Jacob. So Jacob heads across town to have words with the Dutton. When he enters the casino the owner stops him, claiming that the place is full. Rather the press the issue, Jacob asks if the owner can give Dutton a message instead. The owner says sure. "Tell him his brother wants to speak with him." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rapier Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... If you think that's bad' date=' one of the players in my play group once got 9 stun, 2 body. On 7 dice.[/quote'] Sounds so much like one of my players. She has BAD dice karma. She frequently rolls in the high teens (probably averaging 13.5). Although I have to admit that lately we've been having some dismal STUNx rolls. I can't tell you how many times in the past few weeks we've hit the 9 STUN, 9 BODY. Of course, there was that time when Wendigo did 60 STUN or something obnoxious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Sounds so much like one of my players. She has BAD dice karma. She frequently rolls in the high teens (probably averaging 13.5). Although I have to admit that lately we've been having some dismal STUNx rolls. I can't tell you how many times in the past few weeks we've hit the 9 STUN, 9 BODY. Of course, there was that time when Wendigo did 60 STUN or something obnoxious. We've been using a flat x3 for STUN (x4 if you have +1 STUN, and so on). Works wonders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChibiTemplar Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Eh, the player in my group doesn't really have bad karma, he just tends to roll extremes. He'll go from 9 stun, 2 body on 7 dice one roll, to something ridiculous like 53 stun on ten dice the next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Sounds so much like one of my players. She has BAD dice karma. She frequently rolls in the high teens (probably averaging 13.5). Although I have to admit that lately we've been having some dismal STUNx rolls. I can't tell you how many times in the past few weeks we've hit the 9 STUN, 9 BODY. Of course, there was that time when Wendigo did 60 STUN or something obnoxious. A friend of mine has this sort of inverted dice karma, the fewer dice he rolls the higher the average and sometimes even the higher the total. Example: He rolls 10d6 on an attack and gets 35 STUN and 10 BODY, but give him 8d6 and he'll get 40 STUN and 12 BODY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rapier Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... We've been using a flat x3 for STUN (x4 if you have +1 STUN' date=' and so on). Works wonders.[/quote'] I gave everyone the option of using whatever system they wanted (either the actual STUNx roll or the standard x3). Each and every one of them went with the roll. The roll does kind of spice things up a bit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... One of my players just rolled this in the Omega Corp game at HC - 8D6: 1, 1, 1, 6, 1, 2, 1, 1 (14 STUN, 3 BODY) Tuesday, April 3, 2007 11:50:39.855 AM Talk about a bad roll. At least he squeezed a 6 into the bunch. Thankfully this was a disarm attempt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... My character, a bard, in our last session: Gm: The crowd roars, the gates open and out come the lions... Enlore: What? Wait, when you said we'd be performing at the Arena...I thought you meant something else!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
input.jack Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Just a few from this week's New Titans game... Inertia *demolishes the front half of a warehouse, wrecks four SUV's, and KO's about 28 minions with a never-before- used "Singularity Attack"* Feline Fury: What just happened? My Danger Sense just made me pee... Neutron: Inertia, are we going to have to have a "talk"? ShadowDragon: Dont....do that....again ------------------ Triad Elementalist Martial Artist *turns to Feline Fury who has intruded, with the New Titans, on an inter-gang negotiation*: This is none of your affair! Feline Fury: ...I know. ------------------- Fuzion: Whats it take to HURT this guy?!?? Feline Fury: I dont know *pops her retractable claws* ...but I think Ima bout to find out! GM: Um...Feline Fury? Youre Stunned, remember? Feline Fury: (OOC) Oh! Yeah, youre right. Then I say [dizzy] "I wanna pony... [/dizzy] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummibear Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Long start up and background-hopefully its worth the payoff. Like so many quotes it will probably fall short of the two minutes of non-stop laughter from the group. In my ongoing IBC game we have three female and one male PCs. IBC is dingy/dark sci-fi and hidden-magic on earth- so the group tends to whisk around using magic portals, teleporting, and all manner of disturbing of the Space/Time continuum. The group has just done a jaunt down to Guatemala using a more conventional Air Vehicle (ala Ambunaught for those cyberpunkers out there) Two of the females(Koh and Faust) are talking about the possibility of Koh getting pregnant while being the anti-hero that is trying to save the world. Koh is a time manipulator and is concerned about the effects of all this s/t manipulation on a fetus. Koh: "I don't even know if I can get pregnant. I don't even know if I want to get pregnant. I mean how could all this effect a child..?" The male PC, Preacher who is a Dex/Healer/Guntoter and irreverent as all get out responds in his usual off the cuff manner Preacher: "Its alright, we can take the bus" Like so many occurences looking back, its just not quite as funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Long start up and background-hopefully its worth the payoff. Like so many quotes it will probably fall short of the two minutes of non-stop laughter from the group. In my ongoing IBC game we have three female and one male PCs. IBC is dingy/dark sci-fi and hidden-magic on earth- so the group tends to whisk around using magic portals, teleporting, and all manner of disturbing of the Space/Time continuum. The group has just done a jaunt down to Guatemala using a more conventional Air Vehicle (ala Ambunaught for those cyberpunkers out there) Two of the females(Koh and Faust) are talking about the possibility of Koh getting pregnant while being the anti-hero that is trying to save the world. Koh is a time manipulator and is concerned about the effects of all this s/t manipulation on a fetus. Koh: "I don't even know if I can get pregnant. I don't even know if I want to get pregnant. I mean how could all this effect a child..?" The male PC, Preacher who is a Dex/Healer/Guntoter and irreverent as all get out responds in his usual off the cuff manner Preacher: "Its alright, we can take the bus" Like so many occurences looking back, its just not quite as funny Dunno... I chuckled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummibear Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Dunno... I chuckled. Then I feel not quite so self indulgent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christougher Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Sounds so much like one of my players. She has BAD dice karma. She frequently rolls in the high teens (probably averaging 13.5). Although I have to admit that lately we've been having some dismal STUNx rolls. I can't tell you how many times in the past few weeks we've hit the 9 STUN, 9 BODY. Of course, there was that time when Wendigo did 60 STUN or something obnoxious. Bah, I got you all beat. Fantasy Hero character pushed her STR to 25 trying to break something. The roll: Yahtzee! Five ones. ZERO BODY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdamnhero Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Bah' date=' I got you all beat. Fantasy Hero character pushed her STR to 25 trying to break something. The roll: Yahtzee! Five ones. ZERO BODY.[/quote'] Yep, you, uh...win? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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