Zeropoint Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 Around here, they take the train: Pattern Ghost, Grailknight, Christopher and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clonus Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 On 2/2/2018 at 12:19 PM, Cancer said: Meh, groundhog-o-mancy is just another manifestation of East Coast bias. If you live east or north of the boundary between Arkansas and Texas, you have groundhogs. The rest of the country doesn't. Wouldn't that be marmotomancy? Cancer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Zeropoint said: Around here, they take the train: And a lot more polite than many other commuters, by not hanging over the other seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 Zeropoint, I think housing development (from as far away as Clackamas, even) is what's forcing them down into the suburbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 5 hours ago, Ragitsu said: Here, we occasionally get coyotes roaming through the streets at night. I kid you not. Couple of years ago, my dad and step-mother had a coyote decide to hang around near where they live. It (probably) moved on after thinning out the feral cat population to an alarming degree. Unfortunately, it got one of their parttime outside cats, which led to the other 2 cats of theirs who would go outside, to become permanent inside cats whether they liked it or not. Note: Of course, it also led to them getting an additional cat, when they found one with a chewed up back leg. Took to vets, where it had to be amputated up to the hip. (although, not the name they gave him, I sometimes refer to him as "Tripod") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 Attack of the Clones Our days are numbered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 Terrified Cops Have 45-Minute Armed Standoff With Stuffed Tiger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 53 minutes ago, Starlord said: Attack of the Clones Our days are numbered. Isn't that more like a X-Man? A single extreme Mutation, allowing it to clone itself? Kind of like Billy Numerous (Duplicator) from DC Comics Hive 5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 5 minutes ago, Cygnia said: Terrified Cops Have 45-Minute Armed Standoff With Stuffed Tiger What a luck that was Scotland. In america they would have fired 200 shoots into the Stuffed Lion, killing and injuring equally many cows with richochets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, Cygnia said: Terrified Cops Have 45-Minute Armed Standoff With Stuffed Tiger It needs to be Hobbes rather than Calvin, but what came to mind is something like ... assault 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 The wonderful thing about Tiggers is Tiggers are wonderful things. They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, po Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grailknight Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 2 hours ago, Starlord said: Attack of the Clones Our days are numbered. But how do they taste? I see a large potential food source here. Pattern Ghost 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, Grailknight said: But how do they taste? I see a large potential food source here. Cancer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sociotard Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 That is how we lost the Passenger Pigeon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 Have you tried the Lost Property office ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 Brilliant Girl Scout sets up in front of marijuana dispensary pinecone, Starlord, Cancer and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattern Ghost Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 8 hours ago, Starlord said: Attack of the Clones Our days are numbered. Article acts like parthenogenesis is a new thing. My army of mourning geckos shall rule the world! Bwahahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 6 hours ago, Christopher said: On the contrary, wheat, pigs, and chickens are just three examples of species who have based enormous biological success on tasting good. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary notes that it didn't work out so well for the passenger pigeon. On the other head, the dodo tasted terrible and that didn't save it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 Cheddar Man is the oldest known modern human skeleton in Britain. He died about 10,000 years ago. Previous assumptions were that he was fair of both skin and hair. But now an examination of his DNA had been done, with surprising results. As it turned out, Cheddar Man was black, but not African. He had blue eyes and black hair. Which throws out the window many assumptions about Britain's early inhabitants, and about how cosmetic traits like skin color emerged. Biologically speaking, race is a nonsense concept in that applying a moral value to cosmetic features says nothing at all about the capabilities of an individual. That so many people do just that is both sad and outrageous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 11 minutes ago, Lucius said: On the contrary, wheat, pigs, and chickens are just three examples of species who have based enormous biological success on tasting good. The problem with that is that these three species are dependent upon another species -- Man -- for their survival. Domestic chickens and pigs would become literally extinct in a few decades if we as a species would decide to totally stop eating them or using their related products like eggs and leather. Netzilla and Christopher 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grailknight Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: The problem with that is that these three species are dependent upon another species -- Man -- for their survival. Domestic chickens and pigs would become literally extinct in a few decades if we as a species would decide to totally stop eating them or using their related products like eggs and leather. I think you're underselling pigs and chickens somewhat especially the pigs. assault and Jagged 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattern Ghost Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 18 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Domestic chickens and pigs would become literally extinct in a few decades if we as a species would decide to totally stop eating them or using their related products like eggs and leather. A lot of states are overrun with feral hog populations. Some breeds of chicken would die out fast (meat breeds, especially), but by no means all. Many breeds of chicken aren't so far removed from their wild ancestors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattern Ghost Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 On 2/6/2018 at 5:11 PM, Ragitsu said: Here, we occasionally get coyotes roaming through the streets at night. I kid you not. The night before you posted that, I nearly ran over a coyote on the street in front of my place. (Couldn't catch him.) They really love the taste of cat. And we have a very healthy rabbit population to boot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 7 minutes ago, Pattern Ghost said: A lot of states are overrun with feral hog populations. Some breeds of chicken would die out fast (meat breeds, especially), but by no means all. Many breeds of chicken aren't so far removed from their wild ancestors. My town is overrun with feral chickens. They'd be fine without us. Cows, on the other hand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattern Ghost Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, Old Man said: Cows, on the other hand... Not to mention turkeys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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