Logan.1179 6,258 Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 Anyone want to buy a broken barometer? No pressure. wcw43921, Starlord and Pariah 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Starlord 5,072 Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 How do you weigh a millennial? In Instagrams mattingly 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Logan.1179 6,258 Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 What's the difference between ignorance and apathy ? I don't know and I don't care. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cancer 6,928 Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 I take it you don't know what time it is either. Pariah 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pariah 8,083 Posted August 6, 2020 Report Share Posted August 6, 2020 49 minutes ago, Cancer said: I take it you don't know what time it is either. I'd say it's about twenty-five (or maybe twenty-six) minutes until four in the morning. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pariah 8,083 Posted August 6, 2020 Report Share Posted August 6, 2020 I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you won't ever get it. Ockham's Spoon and Logan.1179 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Logan.1179 6,258 Posted August 6, 2020 Report Share Posted August 6, 2020 I was gonna tell a time traveling joke. But you guys didn't like it. Ockham's Spoon 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pariah 8,083 Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 Q: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A: A can't opener. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Logan.1179 6,258 Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 I caught my son chewing on electrical cords. So I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pariah 8,083 Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 Shocking, really. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dmjalund 1,239 Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 you ought to be charged Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Asperion 87 Posted August 11, 2020 Report Share Posted August 11, 2020 Why mess with his polarity? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Starlord 5,072 Posted August 11, 2020 Report Share Posted August 11, 2020 tkdguy, Ockham's Spoon and slikmar 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BoloOfEarth 3,191 Posted August 12, 2020 Report Share Posted August 12, 2020 How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? Nobody knows - it's never been tried! Duke Bushido 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
archer 1,929 Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 Why do the French plant trees along their streets? The Germans prefer marching in the shade. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lawnmower Boy 829 Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 Hilarious. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wcw43921 2,148 Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 6 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? Reveal hidden contents Nobody knows - it's never been tried! 3 hours ago, archer said: Why do the French plant trees along their streets? The Germans prefer marching in the shade. So I suppose the 1,357,800 French soldiers killed in World War I and the 217,600 French soldiers killed in World War II just let themselves be killed by the Germans. Tell me, was Paris ever occupied by the enemy in the First World War? Find some new jokes, 'kay? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Starlord 5,072 Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 Guys, I have many goofy qualities my friends make fun of and I don't care because it's comedy. If PC and Cancel Culture are now coming to The Jokes Thread, I'll be leaving it. I doubt that bothers anyone in the least, but I needed to say that. Thanks, love y'all. KA., Duke Bushido and Pariah 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pariah 8,083 Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 Twelve dozen pencils? Ew, that's just gross! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Hopcroft 1,715 Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 "Do you know what time it is?" "Yes." And after a moment of awkward silence he stands up and walks away. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
archer 1,929 Posted August 14, 2020 Report Share Posted August 14, 2020 23 hours ago, wcw43921 said: Find some new jokes, 'kay? No. When old jokes are called for, I'll tell old jokes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
archer 1,929 Posted August 14, 2020 Report Share Posted August 14, 2020 How do we know Adam and Eve were the luckiest couple in the world? Neither one had a mother-in-law. Duke Bushido, Christougher and Pariah 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
archer 1,929 Posted August 14, 2020 Report Share Posted August 14, 2020 Adam bit the apple and feeling great shame, covered himself with a fig leaf. Eve too, felt shame and covered herself with a fig leaf. Then she went behind a bush to try on a maple leaf, a sycamore, and an oak. Duke Bushido 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Logan.1179 6,258 Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 The worst pub I’ve ever been in was called The Fiddle. It was a vile inn. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ockham's Spoon 246 Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 My financial advisor told me there was good and bad news. Good news is I can retire at 65. Bad news is I will have to die by 68. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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