Matt the Bruins Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 Superman sunbathes in the nude? Put that plot point in a Henry Cavill movie and I'm cracking my 401k for ticket purchases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massey Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 Put that plot point in a Henry Cavill movie and I'm cracking my 401k for ticket purchases. Eww. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NuSoardGraphite Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 A half hour later, Diana is chillin' in her invisible plane. The phone rings, WW: Oh hi, mom! How the island? Hippolyta: Same as ever, still no dudes. So how was the human spa treatment I bought for you? WW: Fine, but the humans are so tedious sometimes, mother. Hippolyta: You told them the brain energy thing again, didn't you? "Brain Energy" i.e. the Amazons practice a form of Qigong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 Eww. You don't think Cavill is an attractive man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massey Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 You don't think Cavill is an attractive man? 1) TMI from Matt the Bruins. I like to imagine you all as floaty electronic signals, not people who might be naked on the other end of the internet. 2) I was creeped out by the scene where Clark crawled into the tub with Lois. Superman should not be portrayed that way. At most, he should lay there asleep under a white comforter with Lois in a soft light, with peaceful music going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NuSoardGraphite Posted May 7, 2016 Report Share Posted May 7, 2016 1) TMI from Matt the Bruins. I like to imagine you all as floaty electronic signals, not people who might be naked on the other end of the internet. 2) I was creeped out by the scene where Clark crawled into the tub with Lois. Superman should not be portrayed that way. At most, he should lay there asleep under a white comforter with Lois in a soft light, with peaceful music going. So Clark isnt allowed to get down and dirty? He only "makes sweet love" to lois. How very 50s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 7, 2016 Report Share Posted May 7, 2016 1) TMI from Matt the Bruins. I like to imagine you all as floaty electronic signals, not people who might be naked on the other end of the internet. 2) I was creeped out by the scene where Clark crawled into the tub with Lois. Superman should not be portrayed that way. At most, he should lay there asleep under a white comforter with Lois in a soft light, with peaceful music going. I'm now imagining you as older than my dead grandparents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted May 7, 2016 Report Share Posted May 7, 2016 1) TMI from Matt the Bruins. I like to imagine you all as floaty electronic signals, not people who might be naked on the other end of the internet. Oh, sure, it's all fun and games until the waveform collapses. "I thought you said you were decent." "I am decent. I also happen to be naked." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 7, 2016 Report Share Posted May 7, 2016 I'm now imagining you as older than my dead grandparents. I just assumed Matt the Bruins was a hot naked chick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 Ignore this post Lucius Alexander Ignore this palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 I just assumed Matt the Bruins was a hot naked chick. I always assume that everybody on the internet is an overweight, never-married, balding middle-aged man pretending to be a hot naked chick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megaplayboy Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 I always assume that everybody on the internet is an overweight, never-married, balding middle-aged man pretending to be a hot naked chick. Let's not make that board callback reference. At least not until after I've digested my breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmower Boy Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 I always assume that everybody on the internet is an overweight, never-married, balding middle-aged man pretending to be a hot naked chick. I have to start pretending to be a hot naked chick now? ... Because I am, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 You can be the Canadian girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 I have to start pretending to be a hot naked chick now? ... Because I am, you know. Bonus points if you're two lesbian gamer chicks, who both look like porn stars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massey Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 Bonus points if you're two lesbian gamer chicks, who both look like porn stars. Yuppers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 Bummer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 Bah, there is one.... they just can't remember where they put it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdamnhero Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 Looks like they're at least trying to lighten up the color palate a bit. Of course Snyder's still involved, so optimism should be tempered... http://www.avclub.com/article/new-wonder-woman-set-photos-are-full-light-and-col-239617 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 Bummer Perhaps she can fly on her own--she has been known to in the past. Does anyone know if Steve Trevor is in the Army Air Corps in this movie? We may not have the invisible jet, but I'd settle for Steve in the cockpit of a Spad XIII. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattern Ghost Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 It looks like they're doing the whole "found on the beach by Amazons" thing from some of the stills they've released. Not sure if that's due to a plane crash or not. EXT -- DAY -- PARADISE ISLE (THE BEACH) Amazon 1: (Pokes TREVOR'S motionless form) She's still alive, sisters! Amazon 2: She's oddly flat-chested, and her hair is cropped so short . . . Amazon 3: She must be a master archer! And also ambidextrous. (The Amazons all nod sagely.) Amazon 1: Let's get her undressed so we can treat her injuries. Amazon 2: An eel has attached itself to her delicate parts! Cut it off! (A SWORD is raised on high, ready to strike. Close in on Trevor, opening his EYES.) Steve: Noooooooooooooooo! FADE TO BLACK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdamnhero Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 Does anyone know if Steve Trevor is in the Army Air Corps in this movie? [cough] Air Service. The Army Air Corps wasn't formed until the `20s. [/cough] Trivial nitpicking aside it looks like he's some kind of pilot, so I would guess so. Which begs the question, didn't most WWI aircraft have an effective range of only a couple hundred miles? So what the hell's Trevor doing out in the middle of the ocean anyway? I'm sure the answer is either 1) oh, we didn't think of that/hoped you wouldn't notice, 2) experimental long-range reconnaissance aircraft yadda yadda, or 3) "What, you want realism from a superhero movie? Pshaw!" Speaking of which, has anyone heard any (spoiler-free) reasoning behind the change to WWI? I don't necessarily think it's a bad move per se, since dog knows WWII has been done to death. But it seems like an odd choice. Was WWII just not grimdark enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranxerox Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 I'm guessing that they wanted a war without clear cut bad guys and therefore without clear cut good guys. Coming to the World of Men i during WWII, of course she would support the Allies, the other side is throwing people into ovens in the millions. Whereas, in WWI it is harder to say which side to support or even whether it is worth getting involved. Also, it makes a better war with which to critique war as it is practiced in the World of Men and what it says about men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 [cough] Air Service. The Army Air Corps wasn't formed until the `20s. [/cough] I stand corrected. Thank You. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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